HURR DURR DURR IMA DOG
I DON’ USUALLY REBLOG SHIT LIKE THIS BUT I LAUGHED SO HARD IT ECHOED
so much sass
Cat: Mom look! i’m a dog like you *durr durr woof woof*
Dog: Don’t you sass me child
There’s a duck on my sunroof.
Open the sun roof and claim your new pet.
“you chug a fifth of alcohol by yourself & everyone around you is too busy cheering to wonder how empty you had to be in order to do it”
– This fucked me up (via obsessiveloserr)
Catching up #Saturday #kaladibroterscoffee #alaska
News you can use.
“What’s the worst thing I’ve stolen? Probably little pieces of other people’s lives. Where I’ve either wasted their time or hurt them in some way. That’s the worst thing you can steal, the time of other people. You just can’t get that back.”
– Chester Bennington (via larmoyante)
“Listen to me, your body is not a temple. Temples can be destroyed and desecrated. Your body is a forest—thick canopies of maple trees and sweet scented wildflowers sprouting in the under wood. You will grow back, over and over, no matter how badly you are devastated.”
– Beau Taplin (via earth-kitten)
swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree
“You can tell so much about a person by the way they leave you.”
– Redvers Bailey (via fearlessknightsandfairytales)
What does it say about me?